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I should be in the kitchen

...To Listen To Me Whine?

Created on 2005-02-28 12:57:11 (#6292802), last updated 2008-12-05

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Name:	I Remember The Face But I Can't Recall The Name...
Birthdate:	1990-04-19
Location:	Vermont, United States

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...Now I Wonder How Whatsername Has Been

MadeBy"ladylenne"

Remember, whatever,
It seems like forever ago,
The regrets are useless,
In my mind,
She's in my head,
From so long ago

And in the darkest night,
If my memory serves me right,
I'll never turn back time

Forgetting you, but not the time

Erin Mansfield's vaudeville act has been described by critics as "broad, lewd, and completely unacceptable," "a disgrace to modern society," and "best damn show of the century". The last review was given by The Bawdy Teacup, a monthly underground journal of music, entertainment, and political upheaval. When Ms. Mansfield was notified of these glowing words of praise, she saught out their writer in a speak-easy of disrepute, where he reclined with a fine bone china teacup full of brandy and seven painted girls hanging off his elbows. Their famous exchange, according to witnesses of the event, went thusly:
Ms. Mansfield: "You write my review?"
Reviewer: "Yes."
Ms. Mansfield: "'S that kohl on your eyes, son?"
Reviewer: "Yes."
Ms. Mansfield: "Like handcuffs?"
The seven other women were quickly disposed of. Ms. Mansfield was never arrested for activities that night, although, according to rumor, several of the acts in which she indulged were considered criminal in certain counties.
~ Hannah/tea_and_snark

The Clash is Love

The Beatles are Love

Early Green Day is Love

Stephen's breaking character smile is the best love EVER

Erin, oh Erin, oh what can I say
About the girl who’s obsessed with Green Day?

Billie Joe is her love and her life,
(Though it’d be much better if he did not have a wife.)

The colors she likes are black and red,
Just like the hair that’s on top of her head.

A newly made Techie, she likes it a lot;
Making sure every box is in just the right spot.

She batons like a pro, Erin my friend,
She’s flexible too; through hoops she can bend!

She’s tall and she’s pretty, and wears a white tie,
And gets asked a million times a day why.

She’s a music madam, not a pimp!
And has many nicknames, none of them "shrimp."

We call her Jellybean, Sophomore, and Sam,
And sometimes even Erin, damn!

But whatever we call her, we love her still,
When we’re in the mall, or when we chill.

If she left, we’d want here back,
And no one hesitates to buy her crack!

~ Megan Marie/leia131

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